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Atomsk Apprentice

Joined: 12 Apr 2004 Posts: 247 Location: Montgomery, Illinois, USA
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 3:43 pm Post subject: Stick Dude |
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STICK DUDE
Slicey Stickson used to be an ordinary teen . . . until he was hit by a car! Stick Dude was empowered with wit, power, and stupified sarcasm . . . and the ability to fly!
Episode I:
Hobo Jones
Stick Dude was walking down an alley-way heading to the local bowling alley, "Pins & Balls", when a killer by the name of Hobo Jones jumped from the shadows! "Give me all your money and I won't kill you!!!" "Dude, your dumb, I bet you worked you whole life at McDonalds until you got fired for stealing a fry from off the floor." Hobo Jones just stands in attack mode with rage in his eyes, ready to strike at any moment. Hobo Jones then lowers his weapon. Stick Dude then takes off in the sky. **Sniff**"I never even finished high school . . . "**Sniff** Then a tear runs down his face.
Meanwhile . . . !
Stick Dude is seen flying towards the local bowling alley. "Hmmm. I wonder if they have shoes in size 13 and a half?" Then! Without knowing Stick Dude RAMS through the side wall of the bowling alley hitting 30 people on the lanes and injuring 53 . . . then screeches toward the shoe counter and asks the clerk, "Excuse me, Sir? Do you have shoes in size 13 and a half?" "Yes I surely do sir!" "Good." Then Stick Dude flies through the opposite wall from which he entered, totalling the wall! He then flies home and sits watching television until late that night around 11:30 P.M. "S***!"
THE END!
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reppy Site Admin

Joined: 18 Oct 2003 Posts: 555
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 3:31 am Post subject: |
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Do you remember "Stick Stickly" from Nickelodeon?
Man, that was one cool stick.
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Gawl64 Dark Angel

Joined: 13 May 2004 Posts: 625 Location: Netherworld's Rosen Queen Weapon Shop
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 8:22 am Post subject: |
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Now thats MY kinda story! Odd as it may be, I liked it.
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Sesshy's Obsessor Anime Nerd

Joined: 28 May 2004 Posts: 73 Location: a lone and distant planet that I own all to myself
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 5:09 am Post subject: |
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Awesome, I loved it. Now I love crazy stories like that!!!!!!!
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Poor Toboe, he didn't do anything wrong, he was saving a life, why did he have to die? |
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Zancho-San Anime Nerd

Joined: 06 Feb 2004 Posts: 52 Location: Planet Of The Apes
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Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:39 am Post subject: |
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Oh god don't remind me of sticky stick...
Such horrible memories!!!!!!
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`Miyumi` Dark Angel

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Joined: 12 Aug 2004 Posts: 866 Location: anywhere that gets me away from my school
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Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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Wow, that story grabs your attention with all that bold and caps stuff.
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Drakkon insert custom rank

Joined: 20 Sep 2004 Posts: 2185 Location: In a box behind an Anime Store
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Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 11:27 am Post subject: |
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Thats really funny thanks I needed a laugh
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xXxsanjaixXx Otaku

Joined: 24 Oct 2004 Posts: 136 Location: In a Trashcan, Don't be jealous!!
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 9:39 am Post subject: |
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I cannot stop laughing! That's great! ROFLMAO! Loved it!!!!
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kungfu888 Anime Fan
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:25 am Post subject: China junporcelain |
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klmn338 Nobody
Joined: 27 Jul 2008 Posts: 6
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:18 am Post subject: scions of fate |
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hi sir,thanks for your support and suggestion.we are thinking about scions of fate gold this nice game already^^thanks again.have a good time
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